I'd be ashamed too!
IOTW, if you didn't know, is an excellent site with some of the funniest and most creative followers - many of them owners of Glorious Hat. Head over there and check out the comments on any odd story. Here are a couple from the story above:
99th Squad Leader
Only under communist rule can "got milk" be turned into a criminal offense.norman einstein:
I hear milk is a gateway nutrient. Next they'll be wanting meat and vegetables!