Sunday, August 21, 2016

Quote of the Day

From a comrade relatively high up in the Trump organization:
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Liberals get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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