Thursday, August 27, 2015

Announcing: Glorious Hat!

Comrades!  As part of the new 5-year plan, the politburo has decided to re-brand the Motherland's only quality export, The Commie Obama Hat. 

The phrase, "Commie Obama Hat," is no longer approved for daily use in written or verbal communications.  You must now say: "Glorious Hat."  You must say it like you mean it, Comrades!

Hearty Ushanka Tips to:

Aaron Clarey (Captain Capitalism) - our thought leader who first uttered those magical words, "Glorious Hat."

Big Fur Hat (IOTW Report) - for the new Glorious Hat artwork that captures the consciousness of the proletariat.

1 comment:

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Comrade Karl, does this mean were are to preserve our old hats in a temperature controlled glass case for posterity?