Joke of the Day

From hat owner and UNC criminal justice professor Mike Adams, via FB:

Me: So why was Hurtado charged with murder?
Student: It was because he shot his wife's lover.
Me: And what was the victim's name?
Student: Jose.
Me: And where did he shoot him?
Student: Basically, in the face.
Me: Did he asked him a question after he shot him in the face but before the sun came up?
Student: I'm not sure.
Me: In fact, he did. Did you read the whole opinion?
Student: I didn't see that in the opinion. What did he ask the victim?
Me: Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light.
Students: (Actual laughter).