Glorious Hat sales will end December 23, 2016.
This is not sad news, comrades! Just the opposite!
Our work is done!
Glorious Hat has led the charge in the war against the Communist-Inspired here in America. We have mocked them into submission. With a furry hat!
My thanks to the hat-enthusiast masses out there that had as much fun with the hat as I did.
[The Glorious Hat store will stay online through December 23rd. That link will then point to this post.]