Friday, November 04, 2016

Glorious Hat Contest - Winner Announced!

[orig post 11.1.16 8:47am]


You can win a free Glorious Hat!  

Be the first in the comments to guess my write-in for Ohio's Senate seat.


Senator Rob Portman (OH-R) is running against Ohio's former failed governor, Ted Strickland (Commie).  I was a fan of Portman in the past and was planning to vote for him, but then he went #NeverTrump and vowed to write-in Mike Pence instead of his party's nominee.


My Nov. 8 ballot will be my opportunity to provide valuable feedback to Senator Portman.  I will write in a name that is 1) well known, and 2) a personal political favorite of mine.  

Be the first to guess my write-in for Ohio's senate seat and win a Glorious Hat!


But wait!  There's more!

A Second Hat! 

I could change my mind if someone suggests a better write-in than who I've chosen. So be sure to add the name(s) of who you would write-in too!


I will update this post once with winner(s). 

This contest will end Nov 4th at noon so I can get the hats to the winners by election day!

Remember to check back.  The winner(s) will need to send me their shipping information!


UPDATED 11.3.16 9:30am:

Nobody has guessed the name yet.  Remember: well known, political.

UPDATED and BUMPED 11.4.16 3:30pm:

The contest is over. Thanks to those who commented.

Part #1 doesn't have a winner.  My write-in for Ohio Senator on Tuesday will be Richard Bruce Cheney.


As for Part #2, good ideas for the write-in, I liked the suggestion from Mad Jack, The Deplorable:  Ayn Rand.

Mad Jack, send me an email and I'll get your hat in the mail asap.


26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dennis Kucinich.

Anonymous said...

Pamela Geller









annie from IOTW Go Trump

Shannon said...

Jerry Springer. (covering my bases in case you want the comment here not on FB).

Anonymous said...

"Parliament of Whores" author PJ O'Rourke

Wauco from IOTWreport

Vietvet said...

Carlos Danger.

; )

DarkSideLawyer said...

Terry Francona

aleon said...

James Stahl

Doc Tar said...


Ann Kirkpatrick, just to stick it to Kasich and McCain.

or

Rasputin - Russia's greatest love machine.

KMM said...

Bill Cunningham

MadJack The Deplorable said...

Ayn Rand, yeah she's dead but her spirit lives on and write-ins never win so this is simply a statement against the machine.

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Cleveland Indians coach Terry Francona

Harold Sadler said...

Huma Abedin

Harold Sadler said...

Mary Poppins

Karl said...

"Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Cleveland Indians coach Terry Francona"


Below the belt, Comrade Sarcastica.

MJA said...

Carmine "The Big Ragu" Ragusa

MJA said...

Aunt Esther

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Sorry Comrade Karl. You did say Ohio Senate. I'll get my shovel and warm coat and report to labor distribution .... ;)

Anonymous said...

My guess: Justin LeHew (Sergeant Major USMC; hero of Nasiriyah; awarded the Navy Cross, Bronze Star with Combat "V"; nominated for the Medal of Honor) (Columbus Grove)

IOTWReport sTevo

l said...

the late, great james traficant.

Joe Jones said...

Aaron Clarey

Joe Jones said...

Sure, Not (Idiocracy)

Mike Love said...

Mary Popins, lol. I'm on the couch watching that with my kids

Anonymous said...

Ariel Castro?

858*70

99th Squad Leader said...

Rip Van Winkle

99th Squad Leader said...

Ann Coulter

MTank50 said...

Joe Madden