Friday, October 04, 2013

We are 7


Seven years ago Ushanka was born.

Seven years ago you could buy a gun in Colorado but couldn't buy marijuana..

Seven years ago you could keep your doctor.

Seven years ago we decided to mock liberals for their communist inspirations.


Seven years ago you could shop around for a student loan.

Seven years ago the Communist Party USA ran their own candidate for President.

Seven years ago the nation's banks conducted their own stress tests.

Seven year ago we didn't know what "Moral Nihilism" or "Cloward-Piven" meant.


Seven years ago you didn't know what a Ushanka was.

Seven years ago Christopher Stevens was the Deputy Chief of Mission in Libya with the military just a phone call away.

Seven years ago the nation's debt was in the single-digit trillions.

Seven years ago we told you that the Democrat Party was full of Communists.


Seven years ago the NSA spied on targets outside of the United States.

Seven years ago Obama was a first-term senator.

Seven years ago we committed to pounding common sense into liberals...


...maybe it'll take another seven years.

Our birthday video from last year:




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