Sunday, June 14, 2015

The Black Option

The title of this post comes from an earlier Ushanka post called The Gay Option.

Spokane NAACP chapter president, Rachel Doiezal, was outed as a white girl from Montana on Thursday.  (Original story, with video at GP)

Ushanka commends Rachel for going black.

It is courageous and bold, and it is her right to take advantage of all this country offers, including racial discrimination (aka affirmative action) and the left's habit of turning a blind eye toward fraud, filing false charges and other crimes when their own are accused.

Here are some images our right-wing comrades have produced in the two days since Rachel's story broke.

What is fun about this story is that this controversy's origins are 100% liberalism.  

Liberalism infected Rachel with white guilt . . .

. . . which exacerbated her inner racism.  

She chose a life based on race.  Her entire self worth was based on 'the color of her skin rather than the content of her character.'

It was her racism that motivated her to file false hate-crime charges - since dropped by the Spokane police.

 Comrade Matt Forney comments on her white privilege at ROK:
The truth of “white privilege” is that it not only doesn’t exist, but the reality is the opposite: American society is afflicted with “black privilege,” “minority privilege,” and “female privilege.” As an ordinary white girl, Rachel Dolezal would have never gone anywhere in life. By reinventing herself as black, she not only secured a job teaching at a major university, but she became the president of the local chapter of a powerful political organization.

One theory:  Rachel wasn't too bright and wanted people to talk slower to her.  As a real black person* once said, (paraphrasing):
You know the white person you're speaking with is a liberal when they talk slower to you than they were to their white friends.

Apparently, the NAACP has embraced their white leader, showing great loyalty uncharacteristic of any political organization on the left.

And Rachel has doubled-down.  She is now bi-sexual too.

By this time next week, if she knows what's good for her, she'll be muslim.

Rachel, and liberals everywhere: Thank you for the laughs!

*  Mr. Jason Riley, a Manhattan Institute senior fellow and Wall Street Journal contributor, is the author of “Please Stop Helping Us: How Liberals Make It Harder for Blacks to Succeed” (Encounter Books, 2014).

UPDATED 6.15.15:

I hope you understand.  These three were just too good to not post.

Rachel resigned from her NAACP post today, setting race relations back years.  Just when blacks and whites started working together...

A FB Comrade and hat owner shared this today:
My Mom had a saying, "they deserve each other" I think this applies here. You don't think they KNEW she was white all along? Seriously??? She played a part. She used them the way they used her. I heard her divisive a time where we needed a sense of calm--she could have used her position to unite, instead she used it to divide. And they used her to divide. They WANTED her to divide. Yes sir ee, she filled a need in that organization, someone who was willing to hate out loud and to lead others into that direction.
With FB friends like this, who needs real friends?

UPDATED again 6.15.15:

One more pic and lots of news!

She copied J.M.W. Turner's 1840 painting, The Slave Ship, and presented as her own work.

She sued Howard University for anti-white racism.  Back in 2002 when she was still a cracker.

And, apparently she has lost her other job at Eastern Washington University, where she taught victim studies and falsified her bio on their website.

Can this train wreck continue?


Robert What? said...

I think this can be all understood when you realize that "Victim" is the most coveted status among the American Left. It is a way to get money, power and perks without having to have any real accomplishments or something to offer.

Before she was an average white girl who had to stand on her own merits, which apparently were very sparse. Abracadabra and she increases her Official Victim Rankings significantly: black bisexual female. Although, I'm not sure what the official "victim" unit of measurement is. (Let's just call them "Victim Units" or VU). Incidentally, now that she has been outed she is apparently trying to stay in the Victim Sweepstakes by claiming to be a "rape survivor".

Of course, the problem with betting the house on the Victim Sweepstakes is that very soon some person or some group comes along who has more Victim Units than you and knocks you out of the running.

Karl said...

Comrade Robert, I wonder if anyone has quantified your "Victim Units" philosophy. I too would love to know just how many points Rachel racked up of these years. Further, as you suggest, I'd like to see the scoreboard to know who is likely to knock Rachel from her current pedestal.

I think we should have "Oppressor Units" too. Like the Spokane NAACP, for example. They elected Rachel as their leader, showing the world that they were color blind. Then, all of a sudden, Rachel is too white for them and they cast her aside. These racist actions should be good for some serious Oppressor Units, don't you think?