The Black Option

The title of this post comes from an earlier Ushanka post called The Gay Option.

Spokane NAACP chapter president, Rachel Doiezal, was outed as a white girl from Montana on Thursday.  (Original story, with video at GP)

Ushanka commends Rachel for going black.

It is courageous and bold, and it is her right to take advantage of all this country offers, including racial discrimination (aka affirmative action) and the left's habit of turning a blind eye toward fraud, filing false charges and other crimes when their own are accused.

Here are some images our right-wing comrades have produced in the two days since Rachel's story broke.

What is fun about this story is that this controversy's origins are 100% liberalism.  

Liberalism infected Rachel with white guilt . . .

. . . which exacerbated her inner racism.  

She chose a life based on race.  Her entire self worth was based on 'the color of her skin rather than the content of her character.'

It was her racism that motivated her to file false hate-crime charges - since dropped by the Spokane police.

 Comrade Matt Forney comments on her white privilege at ROK:

The truth of “white privilege” is that it not only doesn’t exist, but the reality is the opposite: American society is afflicted with “black privilege,” “minority privilege,” and “female privilege.” As an ordinary white girl, Rachel Dolezal would have never gone anywhere in life. By reinventing herself as black, she not only secured a job teaching at a major university, but she became the president of the local chapter of a powerful political organization.

One theory:  Rachel wasn't too bright and wanted people to talk slower to her.  As a real black person* once said, (paraphrasing):

You know the white person you're speaking with is a liberal when they talk slower to you than they were to their white friends.

Apparently, the NAACP has embraced their white leader, showing great loyalty uncharacteristic of any political organization on the left.

And Rachel has doubled-down.  She is now bi-sexual too.

By this time next week, if she knows what's good for her, she'll be muslim.

Rachel, and liberals everywhere: Thank you for the laughs!

*  Mr. Jason Riley, a Manhattan Institute senior fellow and Wall Street Journal contributor, is the author of “Please Stop Helping Us: How Liberals Make It Harder for Blacks to Succeed” (Encounter Books, 2014).

UPDATED 6.15.15:

I hope you understand.  These three were just too good to not post.

Rachel resigned from her NAACP post today, setting race relations back years.  Just when blacks and whites started working together...

A FB Comrade and hat owner shared this today:

My Mom had a saying, "they deserve each other" I think this applies here. You don't think they KNEW she was white all along? Seriously??? She played a part. She used them the way they used her. I heard her divisive speeches...at a time where we needed a sense of calm--she could have used her position to unite, instead she used it to divide. And they used her to divide. They WANTED her to divide. Yes sir ee, she filled a need in that organization, someone who was willing to hate out loud and to lead others into that direction.

With FB friends like this, who needs real friends?

UPDATED again 6.15.15:

One more pic and lots of news!

She copied J.M.W. Turner's 1840 painting, The Slave Ship, and presented as her own work.

She sued Howard University for anti-white racism.  Back in 2002 when she was still a cracker.

And, apparently she has lost her other job at Eastern Washington University, where she taught victim studies and falsified her bio on their website.

Can this train wreck continue?