PANDEMONIUM at Chicago Gay Pride Parade!! ‘Black Lives Matter’ disruption, 2 people SHOT, car hits people?!!
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Some at Parade think they are More Equal than Others
Two Parades, One President
Parade Competition: Who is More Proud?
BREAKING: Parade Loses Focus with Multiple Victim Groups
Two Forces Collide: Black Pride Parade and Gay Pride Parade
Straight White Christians Spared at Parade Tragedy