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Our prediction was only on the quality and quantity of riots. But what was the reason that we didn't have any riots last night?
We've come up with four possibilities, with the help of Ushanka Comrade Mikhail out in the great state of Kansas:
1) The community most prone to riot has become more educated and aware of the legal considerations in this case, and have therefore concluded that Zimmerman should be acquitted.
2) The community most prone to riot has become apathetic as a result of heavy welfare spending. With subsidized housing, food, transportation, cell phones and EBT benefits, the reason to riot is wanting.
3) The community most prone to riot has lost the skills necessary to loot and burn. It has been over 21 years since the LA riots and, apparently, the elders in the community most prone to riot have not passed on the lessons from their past successes.
4) Or perhaps the government's Chem Trail program has taken the fight out of the community most prone to riot. Any Alex Jones fans want to vote for this one?
Mikhail urges us to give the community most prone to riot one more chance. Maybe tonight is the night?