Things may be slow here at Ushanka for a while.
rumors to the contrary, the FCC has released the new rules. Our people are reviewing the new rules for future blogging now, and are anxious to comply.
One new rule: we must now open every post with:
"We celebrate our beloved [you may substitute: "dear"] leader of Oceania and the symbol of the Party."
We must direct two minutes of hate at
This nice portrait arrived with the new blogging rules. I have carefully removed the protective packaging and have hung it in a prominent location within view of my computer's camera. As recommended.
I look forward to a new Internet free from all the things that have plagued it in the past.
I condemn the new attempts by straight white males to build their own Internet in response to the dear leader's directive. To them I say, "You already built one Internet. And one is enough."
Some might say this is the end of free speech, but I suggest --REDACTED BY NEWSPEAK AGENT #433--.
Updated 5 minutes later...
BREAKING: We, along with our allies in Eurasia, are now at war with EastAsia.
Time to re-read 1984....
UPDATED 2.28 10am:
I've updated my Obama Checklist. Just a few things left for him to do.
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And Comrade Aurini shares his thoughts, with special guest Chief Wiggum.
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