Sore Losers

This secession "movement" is nothing more than a bunch of sore losers.  Libertarians perhaps?

We lost the election.  Our dear leader had a better ground game.  They exploited what our side ignored: the benefits and opportunities of early voting of the lazy.

It was a blow out, so any claims of massive voter fraud is just noise to us.  Further, we are offended that some suggest we need to lower our standards and values in order to encourage 'moderate' voters to come to our side.  We've come to know moderates as liberals with some enlightened intellectual self-praising faux-open-mindedness. They should be defeated, not recruited.

Libs often whine about the electoral college because it forces them to visit the little people in flyover states.  To which we reply: Play within the rules, pussies.

And that is exactly what the libs did in the 2012 election.

They got out the vote and used the extra time of early voting wherever possible.   They won.  It sucks.  We are angry.  But we would wager that our fellow Republican, Lincoln, who held this country together in much tougher times, would tell the Romney team: "You should have played by the rules, pussies."  We would agree with the great man.

Top image pulled from today's drudge.  The second image was our favorite after the 2000 election, and part of the inspiration that led to Ushanka.us.