Friday, January 04, 2013

Hat Sale!

Thanks to the selfless and unending fiscal leadership of our dear leader, Comrade Obama, the price of silver has dropped 7.6% in the past month.  And you know what that means, right comrades?

Hats for sale!  Lovely furry hats for sale!

Yes, we've priced our hat to the price of an ounce of silver since the November election.  Each month we will adjust the price of the hat to the closing price of silver on the first business day of the month.  You can read more about this pricing change in our inflation article at American Thinker.

December's price: $33.64.  January's price: 31.07.  YOU SAVE $2.57 on every Commie Obama Hat that you purchase!

So act now and click over to to buy your hat(s) today.  Or, if you think Comrade Obama will continue to steer this economy into prosperity, wait and buy a hat when the price of silver drops to under $10 an ounce.  Don't let the golfing and surfing and partisanship and coverups fool you.  Comrade Obama has a firm grasp of the economy and is doing a far better job than, well, anyone else could.  He has your bank account best interests at heart.

And in case you need to see the splendid glorious hat in action, Captain Capitalism just posted a video wearing our hat.  Good timing Comrade Captain!

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