We have dropped the price of our Commie Obama hat by 33% in tribute to the masses and their sacrifices on Wall Street and elsewhere. Braving rape, lice, theft and mockery from the 1%, they slept so we could finally be equal.
We can't pay off their college loans, but we can go out of business by selling our hats at extremely low prices.
Comrades! Help us go out of business and have fun this holiday season.
Buy a hat.
Ushanka Tips: Doug Ross, Chris Stigall, Moonbattery, IOTW, RightWingNews, CrazyUncle
UPDATE 11.22 3pm
Comment from our hat model (See top left of this screen) at IOTW re: the hat:
The pretty hat model retired on top of her game, but you should all buy two hats one for you and one as a gift. Every child needs to be wearing this hat and if you don’t get them one then it is obvious you don’t love them and neglect them. =D
There are some other cool comments there. Those IOTW'ers always set the standard!
UPDATE 11.22 6:30pm
The CommieObama store is sold out of Party Packs and Leninade 12-Packs.
It looks like Christmas will be fun this year for many, despite our Dear Leader's efforts.