Was Kim Jong Il just rude not to show up to the 60th anniversary of North Korea?
Rumors say he may have died from Diabetes. That is a stretch - N. Korea has universal health care. Of course, the word "diabetes" may be North Korean for "a starving peasant shot him in the head".
Some rumors say he died in 2003! Other excuses could include hiding in a bunker as he did at the start of Shock and Awe in Iraq. Or maybe he was busying watching the movie Team America - a movie we turn to when parades are the only thing on TV. That movie ROCKS!
The only good commie is a dead commie, so here is hoping the rumors are true.
U/T: Jawa Report
UPDATE 9.11: More info from AP. S. Korean press reported Kim collapsed two weeks ago, and rumors say he has received medical attention from Chinese doctors in some previously unknown universal health care bilateral arrangement.
