For the record, the hat is made of 100% dead nylon. Not dead animal as is rumored.
No animals were killed in the making of the Commie Obama hat, but a few liberals have been butt-hurt for mocking our dear leader's communist inspirations.
For people like us, tis the season for giving. For people like them, tis the season for taking.
Allow us return the favor. Comrade Aurini is the author of As I Walk These Lonely Roads. Our copy is in the mail.