Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Lunch Policy Guy

Finally a fun "Food" post here at Ushanka.

The masses have risen up against First Lady Commissar of Food Rationing.

Imagine if YouTube had existed before Povolzhye (5m dead) in 1921, or Holodomor in 1932 (6m dead).


We offered them hats, but they declined!  They said the hat is not the message they are trying to send.


Food control is part of food-as-a-weapon, and their video shows the students are ground zero in this attempt.  The reason their video has gone viral is because those who know their history are spreading the word.  Do these people really think the viewers of their video are just watching cute kids demanding snacks?

Food is the best weapon against people.  Those who know their history will know why we shudder when we hear any politician suggest the government is better at, or should take a more active role in, food production, storage, transport and/or distribution.  And even when that politician's wife suggests a 'better' menu for schools.

Glenn Beck owns one of our hats.  Here he explains one possible outcome when the government controls the food.


Food seems to be the topic du jour.  A friend emailed us this just now:

"Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew and ripened.

"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my classification," said the pig. 
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow. 
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose. 
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.

"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen. 
"That would be overtime for me," said the cow. 
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck. 
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig. 
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose. 
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen
said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves." 
"Excess profits!" cried the cow.. (Nancy Pelosi) 
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer) 
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson) 
The pig just grunted in disdain.. (Harry Reid) 
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

When the farmer (Obama) came he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy." 
"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen. 
"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand." 
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established. 
Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for. 
And perhaps....this is the end...................   And the next week, there was no bread, or anything else to eat. So, they all starved equally.


But the video that started this thread is just about kids getting snacks....

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