Thursday, September 22, 2011

No Jobs For You!


AP:

The number of people applying for unemployment benefits fell last week, though the decline isn't enough to signal improvement in the job market.

Weekly applications dropped by 9,000 to a seasonally adjusted 423,000, the Labor Department said Thursday.

The four-week average, a less volatile figure, rose slightly for the fifth straight week to 421,000.

Give AP credit. Where everyone else sees shit, they see fertilizer.

Just more "unexpectedly" newspeak.

Our Dear Leader will be in our home town of Cincinnati today. He'll be inspecting a bridge, and will determine the only solution is $1.5T in new taxes on those who would reverse this unemployment trend if given some opportunity for growth

We've come a long way since Bill Clinton's "Bridge to the Future" rhetoric.

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