Monday, August 20, 2012

nkPad

The glorious tablet revolution has started in North Korea!



Apple, HP, Microsoft and Google must stop stealing the dear leader's intellectual property and immediately transfer all profits-to-date to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Don't ask for a 3G or 4G model.  Cell service is a filthy bourgeois service that has led to lazy hope and change mentality across the globe, although authorities are considering a 1G cell tower outside the dear leader's Pyongyang estate.

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