Monday, August 20, 2012


The glorious tablet revolution has started in North Korea!

Apple, HP, Microsoft and Google must stop stealing the dear leader's intellectual property and immediately transfer all profits-to-date to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Don't ask for a 3G or 4G model.  Cell service is a filthy bourgeois service that has led to lazy hope and change mentality across the globe, although authorities are considering a 1G cell tower outside the dear leader's Pyongyang estate.

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