Ol Remus via Scumf**k Living in Babylon:
Every half hour another batch of vehicles arrived. There's been an incident ahead. We apologize for the delay. Stay in your vehicle, you'll be on your way in a few minutes. Please pull up tight to the vehicle ahead of you, turn off your engine and await instructions.
A happy story about how our friends at the TSA and Homeland Security will look out for us in tough times.