Friday, May 11, 2012

The Homeland Security Urban Relief Initiative

Ol Remus via Scumf**k Living in Babylon:

Every half hour another batch of vehicles arrived. There's been an incident ahead. We apologize for the delay. Stay in your vehicle, you'll be on your way in a few minutes. Please pull up tight to the vehicle ahead of you, turn off your engine and await instructions.

A happy story about how our friends at the TSA and Homeland Security will look out for us in tough times.

We recommend you evacuate wearing our classy Commie Obama Ushanka!

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