Saturday, May 31, 2008

Today's Big News

The DNC Dear Leader, Howard Dean, has shown his generosity and graciousness by declaring Florida and Michigan votes will count as half of all other votes. Hillary has 1877.5 delegates to Obama's 2052. Cartoon found at

And, Senator Obama has declared the start of the general election with his resignation from Trinity United Church of Christ. The practice of Black Liberation Theology and US Flag Burning is deferred until Wednesday, November 5.