Here are some suggested headlines, after the Nevada Caucus and South Carolina Primary, for our Comrades in the US media:
Culinary Union Endorsement Inconsequential
What Cries in Vegas, Wins in Vegas
Romney's 27 delegates vs McCain's 13: When Will Romney Quit?
Clinton Campaign Undeterred by Winning Candidate: Uncommitted
Poll: 1/3 Democrats Undecided at Last Minute. Public Education to Blame.