Monday, March 26, 2007

Suggested Headlines

Let us preface the following suggested headlines with our full support of John and Elizabeth Edwards in their decision to multi-task the '08 campaign and her cancer therapy. Our fun with the news is strictly partisan, not personal, and we can't help but think others are jealous of the attention...

Clinton: "My spouse had cancer too!"
Obama Prays for Speedy Recovery for Mrs. Edwards
Reuters: One Person's Cancer is another Person's Campaign Strategy
Edwards' Cancer Caused by Right Wing Conspiracy, says Junior NY Senator
Clinton and Obama Demand Healing Timeline for Elizabeth Edwards
Dems to Boldly Pass Non-Binding Anti-Cancer Legislation
Newsweek Poll: Majority Agree National Health Care Would Cure Cancer