Monday, October 30, 2006
Blog Fun
What: Poster Girl, by Beccy Cole
From: The Jawa Report
The Aussies weren't even attacked, yet they fight in division strength and produce this!
What: Why Vote Republican
From: Marvin's Word
Funny. Will it change any minds?
Run to the Flash, You Crazy Islamo Fascists!
Found at Debbie Schlussel's Blog
Team America - What a Sense of Humor!
Saturday, October 28, 2006
One More Article - A MUST READ!
The Non-Contract With America: What Democrats aren't saying about their agenda, so we will.
WSJ: America has been waiting years for this agenda. Please consider re-printing in a weekday edition.
Our First Week
We achieved 93% up-time in week one. Our site was offline for a 12-hour period. Numerous calls to our hosting service included one help desk person telling us Ushanka.us is not hosted with their company, and many others scratching their heads to the point of festering, oozing head wounds. Had they been wearing ushankas, none of this would have happened. We wish them all a speedy recovery.
Ushanka.us' hosting issues are Bush's fault. It is his cowboy tax cuts that put the US economy on such a fast-growth trajectory. With 4.6% un-employment, there are people working today that shouldn't be working...
Survey #1 shows that of the family and friends that made up the site's visitors in week one, two are either smartasses or closet commies. We'll smoke 'em out McCarthy style, don't worry.
Last... Maybe because it is election season, or maybe this is the norm, but of all the political headlines the site captures, nearly all are biased! This is a surprise even for Karl, a true believer of Communist infiltration in America's newsrooms. Karl posts about 3% of captured headlines and discards the rest. Another 3% could be considered journalistic mistakes that convey a pro-democracy spin, and about another 5% could be characterized as objective. In short - Ushanka.us visitors are voting and commenting on the most biased of them all.
Thanks to everybody who have helped us launch this fun project! And, keep your eyes out for the site's first guest blogger.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Overheard at the Office
MAL: I hope we can remain friendly after the election.
MWC: Of course. I'm going to be happy on Nov 8th regardless.
MAL: Even if the Democrats take over?
MWC: Yep. Americans need to be reminded what the Democrats stand for. Then we sweep in 08.
MAL: You grew up in a Democratic era. They were in charge for most of your life. There is a long line of great Democrats - [walking away] FDR, Truman...even Clinton.
MWC: Clinton was a Republican. Do me a favor - show me a Democrat today that can drop a nuke.
Karl's Weekend Reading
David Limbaugh's: "Without conservative help, Democrats shouldnt bet the farm"
Cait Murphy's: "Why the Republicans need to lose the midterms"
William F. Buckley's: "Pelosi Ahead"
Michael Medved's: "Eight reasons conservatives must vote on November 7th"
Michelle Malkin's: "Blabbermouth media, blabbermouth Dems"
Ann Coulter's: "Dems' favorite Halloween costume: Patriot"
Dean Barnett's "The Smell of Victory"
Topic: Iraq
Victor Davis Hanson's: "The Wonders of Hindsight"
Topic: Middle East
WSJ Global View/Bret Stephens': "Three Ways to War in Gaza"
Topic: Taxes
Larry Kudlow's: "Pay-Go and Polls: What a Predicament"
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Overheard at the Office
MWL: So I hear we're changing course.
MWC: No more cowboy diplomacy?
MAL: [walking in] You're missing the news conference.
MAL: [sitting down] It's more of the same.
MWC: Wait a minute. He just said we're changing course. Which is it?
MWL: Well, there's a timetable now.
MAL: Just rheteric.
MWL: Such a moron.
MWC: What should he be saying?
MWL: That 'I made a mistake.' That 'I'm stepping down.'
MWC: So Cheney steps in. What would you want him to do?
MWL: Be a lame duck for two years.
MWC: Seriously.
MWL: He'd probably stay [in Iraq].
MWC: No, what would you want him to do?
MWL: Withdraw.
MWC: And let it collapse?
MWL: It already is collapsed.
Headline Proposals for MSM
NYT Denies Another Pre-Election Release of Strategic US Secrets
Reuters: "One Man's Liberal is Another Man's Communist"
AP Poll: US Citizens Prefer Conservative Blogs as Their News Source
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Overheard at the Office
MWC: Do you think the North Koreans really tested a nuke?
MWL: I don't think so.
GWC: I've been out of the news for two weeks.
MWL: So you don't know who the next UN General Secretary is?
GWC: Nope.
MWL: It is a South Korean. And, the Olympics are coming up in Beijing...
MWC: Ahh. A little triangulation on North Korea?
MWL: Yes.
MWC: So GWC, if you haven't seen the news in two weeks, there is one thing you didn't miss.
GWC: Ya?
MWC: The Democrats didn't announce their agenda yet.
GWC: They never will.
Friday, October 20, 2006
Republicans at UC Berkeley?
Time for another cigar!
WSJ Article
Berkeley College Republicans
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Karl's Weekend Reading
Larry Elder's "High School Student and his Bush-Bashing English Teacher"
Topic: MSM Goal of American Defeat
James Taranto's "Best of the Web" Thursday edition
Topic: Election 06
Mike Adam's "Preparing for Pelosi"
Topic: Islam
Victor Davis Hanson's "Traitors to the Elightenment"
Topic: North Korea
Charles Krauthammer's "Rice's Declaration"
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Overheard at the Office
MWC:
WWL: It would be like 1953 all over again.
MWC: Really? We'd send troops against a million-man army?
MWL: Think they'd bomb
MWC: To draw us into a war? That's all they can do. But to what end? They'd be destroyed.
Headline Proposals for the MSM
Experts: New York Times Circulation Down, Decline to Continue
Film Actors Guild Disappointed by NK Nuke Test
Dems: Foley Scandal Eliminates Need for Agenda
Poll: Putin's Popularity Rises After Anna Politkovskaya's Death
Thanks!
My heartfelt thanks to the Ushanka.us developer and website designer.
The site works great, and looks great!
Thank you for the hard work this year.
May you stay warm with a surplus Soviet ushanka!
- Karl