Of course, you can buy our Commie Obama hat too. It is the only hat that commemorates the only Illinois politician that voted three times in favor of infanticide.
Normally we'd explain what infanticide means, but Ushanka is a family site. You'll just have to Google Kermit Gosnell Trial for a full understanding of infanticide.
We are reminded here why we voted for Republicans in 2008 and again in 2012. They suck less.
Exhibit A: the ad Romney asked the RNC not to run because it would distract from the economy.
While the partisan in us wants to suggest a Constitutional Amendment saying no incumbent can run for re-election if he has less ambassadors than he started with, we know that policy could be exploited by future enemies in order to keep a good president from running.
In fact, like many common sense things, this shouldn't have to be written into law. You can thank the public education system and the welfare state for our current predicament.
A FB Comrade shared this other photo. The woman's name is Melissa Stockwell, and President Bush invited her to say the pledge of allegiance at his library opening.
There are two VERY classy people in this photo. Can you pick them out?
UPDATED and BUMPED 5.8 10am:
Doug Giles just posted this interview with Army Ranger SFC Joe Kapacziewski.
Nine tours! First amputee in Ranger history to return to combat.
Notice the search lights within the panorama behind the news broadcasters. A nice touch.
It took the regime six days to release their May Day video. About one day less than it takes to fuel a North Korean missile.
The first tug-of-war is between the red team and the red team.
At 3:46 you will see the overweight North Korean in the green moo-moo.
Then more propaganda. More tug-of-war. Some volleyball. Then some run-for-the-border races. More uneaten flowers left at dull monuments. More 'celebration' games. More exercises in formation. And last, a big concert.
Missing: 1) The chubby dictator doesn't make an appearance. Remember, May Day is a celebration of the worker, by the worker. 2) Smiles. 3) Alec Baldwin. 4) The May Day celebrations at the Gulags where 150-300 thousand North Koreans eat bugs and rats to survive.
We want people to call us if the guy down the street says he hates the
government, hates the mayor and he’s gonna shoot him.
What does it hurt to have somebody knock on a door and ask, ‘Hey, is
everything OK?'
Many are outraged by these comments, but we are going to take the high road and defend Sheriff Bradshaw.
Like us, he is a product of over 3 generations of public education led by liberalism.
In other words, Sheriff Bradshaw doesn't have a clue about history.
If he knew about the 100+ million who died last century from the tyranny of the snitch and the door knockers, he'd never utter those words above.
Public school teaches us about the horrors of the Nazi's - those right-wing brutes who killed 6 million Jews. If the Nazis had not been 'right-wing' in European politics, then you wouldn't know anything about them.
This has led to a level of ignorance that embarrasses all who practice it - Sheriff Bradshaw being the latest. In short, the Europeans were f**ked last century. The only political choices were Communism and Fascism. Both come with dictators, snitches, knocks on doors and disappearing neighbors.
The 'left' were the Communists, who took power in 1917 when Russia was vulnerable. The 'right' were the fascists - Italy and Germany. In Hitler's case, he rose to power. In the late 1920's he won 1% of the electorate, but stuck to his three themes - Fascism over Communism, the Jews as scapegoats for everything bad, and the elimination of the Treaty of Versailles - to gain enough seats to become the Prime Minister.
This European right-left error is compounded by the results of World War II. Germany lost, and the spoils and respect go to the victors. Stalin's Soviet Union was a victor in WWII, so the rape, slaughter of innocents, Katyn genocide, decades of oppression, returning soldiers sent to the Gulag, etc. go unpunished. Nazi (right wing) bad. Soviets (left wing) good. Never mind the Soviets partnered with the Nazis to split Poland, where a total of 25 million innocents died during the war (including the 6 million Jews in Nazi camps).
Sheriff Bradshaw's comments put him on par with Hitler and Stalin. They all encourage snitches. Many of the accused in Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia were not guilty. It was quite common for someone to snitch in order to remove a boss, a Christian, someone's lover, or the occupants of a better house. Some snitched on innocent people just because they liked the attention of the NKVD or Gestapo.
Imagine what accusations would fly if the balance on one's EBT card was in proportion to the information received.
Sheriff Bradshaw must be unaware of the consequences of his suggestions. First, what is the crime for 'hating government?' Will there be a database in Palm Beach County where those finding fault with bureaucrats are listed? In his county there are a lot of folks that may fit that category on April 15th of each year.
Second, Sheriff Bradshaw hasn't explained how the knock on the door will proceed. Will it be like the knocks in Boston?
But most disturbing is what happens after the knock. We are inclined to answer our door in a less than respectful manner if kevlar-clad thugs are standing on our doorstep asking over their red-dot sights, "Hey, is everything ok? We understand you're not happy with the government." History tells us the guns at the front door suggest only certain answers are allowed.
Sheriff Bradshaw should crack a book. Most of the books in our Library at the left can be read at a 4th grade level, which is the minimum standard set at our government schools. He owes it to the people of Palm Beach County. He owes it to the officers who serve in his department. He owes it to the 100,000,000 who died from these suggestions.
Here are a couple of feel-good stories about capitalism. And right after May Day too!
Free Patriot: Apparently DICKS Sporting Goods has had some weak sales since they made a very public display of anti-gun-ness after the Conneticut shooting. Other sporting goods stores are reporting growth, so DICKS' excuses of low ammo supplies as a reason is laughable.
Atlantic Wire: Then, you may not know this, but the leading media companies have been bleeding revenues ever since the educated among us have turned to the new media. The Los Angeles Time, for example, is desperate to sell to a sucker new owner and the sucker new owner likely to buy is none other than those evil Koch brothers. HA!
They say the Los Angeles Times will be like FOX news now - Fair and Balanced. This has the LiberalsProgressives Communists very unhappy. Don't they know "Fair and Balanced" means 50% lib drivel with 50% conservative thought? That is not good enough for us, and we hope the Koch brothers take it a bit further.
Capitalism appears to be the cockroach in Obama's nuclear wasteland.
By error we had the View Results option on. It has been turned off. Thank you Comrade Eric for spotting this. We are past the brink of technical difficulties and the contest struggle continues. Progress Comrades!
UPDATED 5.2 2:30pm:
FB Comrade David shared this appropriate cartoon today:
UPDATED 5.3 9am:
Click here for a good May Day rant from Fox News' Greg Gutfeld!
UPDATED 5.5 Noon:
Contest answer: 853
We've notified the winner, who guessed 863.
The blog with the most referrals was Captain Capitalism with nearly 50% of the referrals.
Judge Jeanine Pirro communicates our pent-up outrage at muslim terrorists - specifically the two Boston bombers and their winner of a mother - in her FOX News rant below.
For each word Pirro speaks, we thank her. For this segment below, we honor her with a rare Ushanka Tribute Post:
Is it any wonder Fox News is the top watched media outlet by those who still pay for cable? It isn't outrage for outrage sake. We could get the outrage du jour anytime at MSNBC or CNN or ABC or NBC or CBS or NPR, if we still had cable. No, there is something different about the outrage at FOX. Something measured and authentic and moral.
Question 1 - Is Pirro's rant the result of:
1) the frustration with the political correction movement that has poisoned America since the late 80's, or
2) the frustration with an impotent administration which will respond to each and every attack on Americans with a speech saying, "We will not rest until they are brought to justice blah blah blah," or
3) all of the above?
Question 2 -
Have enough Americans died to warrant similar and more frequent rants? In other words, can we agree that the Religion of Peace is a massive conspiracy of evil with the end goal of total submission or death? And if so, will Pirro's comments above be as common and mainstream in public as they have been in private since 2001?
Changing the topic a bit....
Question 3 -
Are we more receptive to Pirro's message when it is delivered by a woman?
This isn't a loaded question and there is no right answer - we recently had an epiphany.
We just noticed that some of the most outspoken, deliberate and thought-provoking critics of the muslim Religion of Peace Conspiracy of Evil are women.
This isn't scientific - maybe Karl just gravitates to strong women who do not hesitate to call out evil. Pirro, hat ownerAnn Barnhardt, Pamela Geller, [name removed], several of our FB comradettes, and our better half don't suffer fools and they don't mince words. They lead, and we are lucky to have them.
What men have been as persuasive and unfiltered in remarks about islamists? Allen West? Gret Gutfeld? Maybe a few bloggers in our blogroll to the left? We are drawing a blank here.
Do men have less to lose or think the dangers are farther into the future? Or are men so comfortable with the tools, application and moral justness of lethal force that we'll take an actions-speak-louder-than-words approach to the problem?
We're just making conversation here, but it'd be nice to see more men deliver these scathing, yet poetic, indictments. We should all be speaking in unison on this topic. They are.
We promise to make a better effort too, when we're not picking the low fruit of mocking liberals and their communist inspirations.
Speaking of strong women, we'd suggest you go read parts one and two of Dr. Faust's recent predictions for our future. Part two suggests watching for the emergence of the "killer mother" in pop culture as a sign of a coming collapse/civil war. Quite interesting.
When the nation starts responding to killer mother images, it's war
time. The men will sense this change and become hyper-aggressive, fear
ridden, and near panic. When the internal pain of the world reaches a
crescendo it's released into a deluge of external struggle.
Hyper-aggressive? Fear ridden? Panic? That is going to be some "killer mother!"
