Monday, September 03, 2012

Random Thoughts and Predictions - Dem Convention

Charlotte shop owners:

If you want business from the convention attendees, put a hammer & sickle in your window.   If you don't want their business, add a sign: "We do not accept EBT cards."

Charlotte service providers (hotels, restaurants, gay prostitutes, etc.):

Ask for payment upfront, including a minimum 15% gratuity.

Charlotte will be crowded:

We expect a large concentration of militant Liberals Progressives Communists in Charlotte this week.  For this week only, we will refer to Charlotte as the Fulda Gap.

Teachers:

Some attendees will represent unions, others the militant gay-rights groups, and some education.  Watch closely, as our experience tells us:  nearly all will be teachers.  Teachers at the Democrat Convention.  In early September.

Vocabulary:

While they've had four years to find replacements for the words "Hope" "Change" "Shovel-Ready" "Fair", we suspect they have failed, as all we've heard so far is "Forward".

They got lazy with a super majority.  They thought politics-as-usual was over.

We suspect we will not hear any key words until after a convention speaker introduces a word or two that passes a focus group study.  In other words, attendees won't speak until they've been told what to say.

Affirmative Action:

Affirmative Action will be on display on the convention stage 24/7.  Speakers will be chosen for something other than their message, speaking ability, or success in business or government.

Sandra Fluke:

We hope her parents will attend.

They've known for weeks now.  What kind of parent doesn't attend a national event like this when their child is a key speaker?

Filth:

We're glad Charlotte The Fulda Gap is downwind, and downriver, from the rest of the country.

MSM, Chavez, Kim il Un and Castro:

Expected statements: "Resounding Success"  and "Big Bump out of Charlotte The Fulda Gap expected", etc.

Fainting:

None.

UPDATED 11am:

FB friend and hat owner Doug offers these predictions and advice:


Blame, deny, and deflect, all while attempting to further divide the country by race, wealth, religion, and sex ... should be fun to watch ... C-Span is my choice, that way the networks can't pick and choose who I see, as they did during the RNC.


And MoonBattery has suggested a Mystery Guest Speaker for the Dems.


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