If you want business from the convention attendees, put a hammer & sickle in your window. If you don't want their business, add a sign: "We do not accept EBT cards."
Charlotte service providers (hotels, restaurants, gay prostitutes, etc.):
Ask for payment upfront, including a minimum 15% gratuity.
Charlotte will be crowded:
We expect a large concentration of militant
Teachers:
Some attendees will represent unions, others the militant gay-rights groups, and some education. Watch closely, as our experience tells us: nearly all will be teachers. Teachers at the Democrat Convention. In early September.
Vocabulary:
While they've had four years to find replacements for the words "Hope" "Change" "Shovel-Ready" "Fair", we suspect they have failed, as all we've heard so far is "Forward".
They got lazy with a super majority. They thought politics-as-usual was over.
We suspect we will not hear any key words until after a convention speaker introduces a word or two that passes a focus group study. In other words, attendees won't speak until they've been told what to say.
Affirmative Action:
Affirmative Action will be on display on the convention stage 24/7. Speakers will be chosen for something other than their message, speaking ability, or success in business or government.
Sandra Fluke:
We hope her parents will attend.
They've known for weeks now. What kind of parent doesn't attend a national event like this when their child is a key speaker?
Filth:
We're glad
MSM, Chavez, Kim il Un and Castro:
Expected statements: "Resounding Success" and "Big Bump out of
Fainting:
None.
UPDATED 11am:
FB friend and hat owner Doug offers these predictions and advice:
Blame, deny, and deflect, all
while attempting to further divide the country by race, wealth,
religion, and sex ... should be fun to watch ... C-Span is my choice,
that way the networks can't pick and choose who I see, as they did
during the RNC.
And MoonBattery has suggested a Mystery Guest Speaker for the Dems.
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