Tuesday Afternoon Cigar

We burned a Santa Damiana as we considered the repercussions of the Eliot Spitzer announcement, and brainstormed possible MSM Headlines:

NYT: Wage inflation rocks oldest profession
Reuters: One man's prostitute is another man's downfall
Hillary: "Eliot who?"
Bush Wiretaps Catch a Big Fish
Time: Are public officials over paid?
NOW: "It is just about sex"

Comments are on. Your suggestions?

Update 3.12 - First biased headline seen at Yahoo. Headline links to a CBS video: In Some Ways Spitzer Done in by Patriot Act