Thursday, October 11, 2012

The "C" Word



The Blaze reports a fine American lady got in a snit with MSNBC's Chrissy "Tingles" Matthews today.

She said Obama is a Communist.  He heckled.

Too bad she didn't have one of our Commie Obama hats!

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The Benghazi Cover-Up

Republican congressman Trey Gowdy (SC).

This is what representation looks like.




No further questions, your honor.

U/T: NiceDeb

Trust

"If you don't trust me with my body, why should I trust you with my country?"

Socialism Experienced

He sums-up the Ushanka message in one minute:



U/T: Prof Jacobson

Politeness



Our dear leader says he was too polite in last week's debate. That was the reason some thought he lost.

Smirking and looking down at the podium throughout a full debate is not polite.  Eye contact with your opponent without acting like a smug lib, Mr. President, is polite.  You were not polite.

So you'll be less polite at then next debates?  We say "Go for it!"



Speaking of politeness.  Others are not so understanding about the recent cell phone salute as we are.

We didn't have cell phones when we were taught to salute in 1984.  We didn't have cell phones when we were taught how to return a salute in 1989.  So we are not up on the exact ettiquette. 

But we know what you did was wrong.

If you can ignore the pleas of one of your ambassadors for more security for weeks...
If you can take your time - VP Cheney called it "dither" - for three months before giving the order to take Osama...
If you can postpone the KeyStone Pipeline until after the election...
Then there is nothing too important that won't let you take that phone away from your ear for the three seconds it takes to exit your helicopter and return the salute of two men who you will never have anything in common with.

Tonight's VP Debate and the MSM

One fact and one prediction below.



Fact:  Our dear leader attended VP Debate moderator, Martha Raddatz's, wedding.  Conflict of Interest discussion is here.



Prediction:  Regardless of how well Ryan does in tonight's debate against Biden, the MSM will claim a win.  They have to have a win and they've had a week now to prepare the spin and obfuscation.

Photos from FB friends.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

EXCLUSIVE - On Site Report

Our Dear Leader spoke at Ohio State University yesterday afternoon.

Our Zhukov was in the crowd and the following is his report.



Putting the O-bama in OSU
By: Zhukov
10-10-12
   
As an agent of Ushanka.us, I found myself in line for the Obama rally at The Ohio State University. Finding where the line entered the rally was easy, but finding the end of the line was the difficult part. Standing in longer than average bread lines is normal for me but to see a politician? Making my way along the line to the end I weaved through apparent union workers selling buttons, stickers, and even grocery bags promoting the re-election of Pres. Obama. Along the way I was continually ‘encouraged’ by Party Members trying to get me to vote early and that right after the event, “there are busses around the corner waiting to take people to the nearest early voting station to cast their vote”. I was trying to be polite to everyone around me but it took all of my will power to not ask if this is the line for Obamacare or my Obama-Phone.

After entering I proceeded to wade into an already sizable crowd gathering toward the stage. Through the masses I made it to a decent place just in time for the Pledge of Allegiance, a prayer and the National Anthem. I have never seen such patriotism or piety at a Democrat rally in all my short life.

After the surprise it was time for the next speaker, the man with all the right stuff, Senator John Glenn himself came to the podium to endorse Obama. After listening to Sen. Glenn be old it was time for a big time speaker in the form of Comrade Senator Sherrod Brown. Com. Sen. Brown broke the ice with the still growing crowd and received decent feedback while taking credit for Ohio Governor Kasich’s economic policies and budget cuts. He interestingly did not mention his supporting vote for the Health Care Reform Act to the one group of people who would support such a vote. After Com. Sen. Brown, a student spoke on behalf of the College Democrats. She spoke of government subsidized “contraception” and Governor Romney’s devious goal of “taking women’s rights back to the 1950s”. Then it was time for will.i.am’s ‘disc jockeying’. After 30 minutes of torture not condoned by the Geneva Conventions, President Obama took the stage and the 15,000-person crowd went wild.

The Great TelePrompTer himself started his oration with listing all of his accomplishments and all of his promises. Obama says his promise to withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan is fulfilled. If he has indeed withdrawn the US military from said countries, then how are US soldiers still getting killed in Afghanistan? Obama’s next point was the big news that unemployment dropped to 7.8% nationally. Listening to his promises all I can do is stand on my toes with tears in my eyes as Obama’s promises remind me more of Vladimir Lenin’s Bolshevik promises of ending the unfavorable war, getting health care to the masses, increase the literacy rate among the workers, and taking from the Bourgeoisie and redistributing wealth to the proletariat workers, and teachers so that all are equal. Then Obama-Ulyanov spoke of the evil capitalist, giant of the Sesame Street banks. Whoever this ‘Big Bird’ demon is, I am surprised ‘it’ has not been taken out back and shot.

The more far-off points he made, the more I corrected his facts and in turn the more angry looks I receive from the crowd. The crowd was figuring out my subterfuge so for my own entertainment I kept going until I was told I was “being rude” and to “shut the **** up”. I will not go on with worse comments of being propositioned by a person in the crowd.

    In conclusion, listening to the ‘orator of our generation’ did not impress this agent; with the content of the speech being no better than a 5th grader’s for school president and the skill with which it was delivered being quite ordinary. I believe the most underrated speaker was Mr. TelePrompTer and the highlight was my interaction with the sheep.

UPDATE 10.11:

Thanks for linking IOTW!

Gratuitous Election Countdown Image - 26 Days




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Quote of the Day



CNBC - Westgate Resorts CEO David Siegel says:

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, as our current President plans, I will have no choice but to reduce the size of this company.   

Rather than grow this company I will be forced to cut back.

This means fewer jobs, less benefits and certainly less opportunity for everyone.

Too bad CEOs didn't give this warning in 2008.

The only people this will not sway are government employees, Planned Parenthood employees, gays, union members, and welfare people. 

AKA: The Democrat Party Base.

Source: photo from CNBC