Option 3

The commies among us have weighed two options in their effort to find and re-educate internal enemies of the state.  The wreckers.  Saboteurs.  Bloggers.  Yes, us.

1) Wait for some 99% loser in his mom's basement to report us to AttackWatch, or
2) Sniff us out with keyword searches.

Yes, animal farm has a data center and they're bored with just watching overseas communications.

We can't blame our government.  They are a collection of the laziest, entitlement-minded, affirmative-action slugs on the planet.  It is amazing we didn't follow the USSR collapse - exactly 20 years ago today - with our own.

If we were in charge and faced with these two choices, we too would rely on computers over the Occupy losers to do our dirty work.

Only - these aren't the only two options, just the only two considered.  

Will we ever hear of someone in our government, other than that kook Ron Paul, mention Option 3?

Option 3

Respect the Constitution and leave the citizens alone.

So in keeping with our comrades in arms, Walls of the City and Middle of the Right, we offer this keyword string to those more equal than us:

Illegal immigrant

outbreak

drill

strain

virus

recovery

deaths

collapse

human to animal

trojan

tea party

bi-plane

72 virgins

child rape

honor killing

Allah

right-wing extremism

profit

capitalism

Commie Obama Dot Com

Now DHS, whatcha gonna do?

UPDATE 1.1.12

Now this post is complete.