Quote of the Day

From a comrade relatively high up in the Trump organization:

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Liberals get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.