Utopia Disarmed

 In the land of Hugo...

Via 90 Miles, Venezuela Launches Disarmament Program.

Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro is launching a nationwide initiative to encourage civilians to surrender their weapons, in an urgent attempt to stem the tide of violence in his country, which has the second-highest murder rate in the world.

What they really meant to say:

Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro is launching a nationwide initiative to encourage civilians to surrender their weapons because his communist policies have failed and the people are starting to notice.  He must double-down with the tyranny and, to do so, must first disarm his victims.

History is full of examples: Only tyrants want your guns.  If that isn't enough warning, just ask yourself: In what socialist country is it legal for citizens to keep and bear arms?