Commie Chavez Hat?

Trevor reports that Venezuela's Hugo Chavez is thinking of a visit to Moscow:

“I will certainly come to Moscow,” the president stated. He stroked his head – bald as a result of two rounds of chemotherapy – and added that he would now need more warm clothes, “probably a Russian fur cap”.

It is called an Ushanka, and oppression occurs wherever it is seen.

We suggest the commie dictator avoid the Russian substitutes and instead buy American at CommieObama.com!